Carla: Too long; didn’t read version: Read 100 books a year, with individual subgoals, write Talking Dead and maybe the rest of that series, and blog more. Then a wrestling diversion at the end.
Sarah: To read 100 books (and to actually track them this year), and at least 20 of them must be from my “To Read” list on my Kindle.
Carla: Sarah made an awesome spreadsheet for us to use while tracking. It also automatically calculates how many days we spent reading a book. I’m not sure why she thinks that’s important. Is it a contest? Are we competing?
Sarah: Sarah thinks that’s important because her entire job is all about making spreadsheets that track everything we do, and spit out results that can be displayed in graphs. Be thankful Sarah didn’t put a bloody graph in there.
Carla: Why is there no graph? I love graphs.
Sarah: Fuck graphs. I love my job, but I hate graphs.
Carla: Also, my secondary goal is to read at least 50 books from my “To Read” bookcases. Yes, plural. Yes, I have way too many books I need to read, hence this part of my goal.
Sarah: Now what? Is that the only question? Was it really worth opening yet another shared document? Or are we just so totally codependent that we cannot even answer one single question alone?
Carla: And, of course, we’re supposed to talk about other goals. Those are the only official reading goals I have, though I do have a few lists of books I am trying to read within my lifetime. Do you want in on that kind of challenge? Do you want to play with the big kids? Do you want to actually challenge yourself with your reading?
Sarah: Mostly, I just want to sleep.
Carla: It’s not even fun being mean to you when you’re this tired.
Sarah: To finish Talking Dead and get it out to agents is the official one, but in the back of my mind, I’m pretty sure we can write the whole series this year.
Carla: I’m glad that’s in the back of your mind, because my official goal is to finish at least first drafts of the entire series, as well as polish Talking Dead and submit it to agents. Our first readers are going to love us.
Sarah: Eh, they’re mostly your friends. Mine don’t really offer much feedback. You can piss off your friends with multiple drafts of five books! Mine will just vanish!
Carla: Hey, your hubby gives excellent feedback. And I appreciate Ken’s enthusiasm.
Sarah: CAN WE GET INTERN TO GIVE US FEEDBACK?
Carla: Alas, Intern is not a reader. We should remedy this. And his hatred of wrestling. Eventually, he will give in and love both books and wrestling.
Sarah: Intern does not read, and refers to wrestling as “fake”. Remind me again why we love Intern?
Carla: He’s our “in” so we know what the kids are saying these days. Or something like that. Mostly, I love him because he’s awesome and my nephew. Isn’t that kind of required? Plus he’s going to teach me about basketball and stock car racing.
Carla: OH! The biggest reason: he keeps us on track! We should send him our list of goals.
Sarah: True. He’s very bossy (in a good way). Very motivational.
Carla: Indeed. My other big writing goal is to write every day this year.
Sarah: I have a side-goal, which is to come up with something (preferably short and sweet) that I can write on my own, just so that I remember how to write alone! Also, I think it would be good for me to outline a book by myself.
Carla: It’s hard work! I’ve forgotten how to write fiction alone!
Carla: Besides the monthly writing update, I want to blog more often. What’s a reasonable goal? Once a week?
Sarah: I think once a week is reasonable. I’m also attempting to just keep pace with you as far as blogging goes.
Carla: Now that inspires me to make a goal of blogging multiple times a day. Keep pace with that.
Sarah: *crawls under desk and cries*
Carla: Oh god, not this again.
Sarah: I’m thinking that setting goals while I’m this tired has not brought out the best in me. This kind of mood is more suited to passive-aggressive conversations with my co-workers about their lack of common sense.
Carla: We should figure out how to blog about more in-depth topics than, say, horror memes and our goals for the year.
Sarah: Also, I’d like to have a reader. I don’t even need plural, I just want someone not-Carla to read my blog.
Carla: Pretty sure my dad reads both our blogs. Just saying.
Sarah: My best friend and her dad read my blog. There are no words for the success I have attained.
Carla: I hate you so much.
Sarah: That said, I appreciate that your dad reads our blogs. Hi Carl! *waves*
Carla: So one of our goals should be to figure out topics that will draw in readers who aren’t related to one of us? And, along the same lines, possibly to network more?
Sarah: I suddenly feel like I’m at work again, being forced to join LinkedIn and use Yammer. But yes, when I’m not too busy snarking at you, I actually agree with you.
Carla: ANYTHING but Yammer. And I know how to read between the snark. Possibly we should use Twitter for more than just wrestling updates when I watch pay-per-views.
Sarah: I would suggest you do what I do and keep wrestling and writing twitters separate, that way I’m not bombarding wrestling snarkers with angst about writing, or boring YA writers with my thoughts on Dean Ambrose’s ramblings.
Carla: Ambroxley is the greatest.
Sarah: You’d best explain “Ambroxley”, otherwise we’ll look like those weird fans who think you get bonus points for knowing someone’s real or indy name!
Carla: Oh god, not that. This is really digressing, but basically, when he was wrestling in the indies, he wrestled as Moxley, and his character frequently went on drunken tirades. In the WWE, he wrestles as Ambrose, but lately, Ambrose has been having what sounds like drunken tirades more and more often. (Likely not actually drunken, because the wrestling is rated PG these days, but still.) So the more he starts to sound like Moxley in promos, the happier we are, and we coined Ambroxley for the Ambrose-channeling-Moxley hybrid.
Carla: Are you happy? Now we’ve done that writing step in our process in which we talk about wrestling instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing.
Sarah: It’s part of our process. Don’t be a hater.
Carla: We should do an actual wrestling blog post soon.
Sarah: I last did one in November.
Carla: I have never done one. Huh.
Sarah: New goal: As a Brit, I must start to say SHED-uled, instead of SKED-uled. I guess that’s more a talking goal, but since we’re talking about (IRL, rather than in this document), it can go into my goals.
On the subject of MOAR GOALS, I also want to get another retweet from Michael Grant. The first one validated my existence, imagine how awesome and self-important I could become if he retweeted me again!
Carla: He is amazing. I’m still envious that you were retweeted. And, again, thank you for introducing me to the Gone series. SO GOOD.
Sarah: Just knowing that he and Katherine Applegate are married makes me happy. If their children end up being writers my brain may just asplode!
Carla: Can you imagine? Making Out meets Gone. It would be the greatest YA friendship-and-apocalypse story ever!
Sarah: *suddenly wishes for fanfic*
Carla: I think we’ve digressed enough. There are some goals. Let’s check back in December to see how we did.